Real Estate Oneliner Jokes

If you think no one cares you’re alive, miss a couple of house payments.

My buyers went through debt consolidation. Now they have only one bill they won’t pay.

If you want to know exactly where the property line is, just watch the neighbor cut the grass.

This country is great. It’s the only place where you can borrow money for a down payment, get a 1st and 2nd mortgage and call yourself a homeowner.

The trouble with owning a home is that no matter where you sit, you’re looking at something you should be doing.

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