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Real Estate Frog Fairytale Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: “Help me, ladies! I am a real estate broker who, through a curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I’ll be returned to my former state!” One woman took out [...] Real Estate Oneliner Jokes The dream of the older generation was to pay off a mortgage. The dream of today’s young families is to get one. If you think no one cares you’re alive, miss a couple of house payments. My buyers went through debt consolidation. Now they have only one bill they won’t pay. If you want to [...] Have to write a letter of recommendation for that fired Agent? For the chronically absent:“A man like him is hard to find.”“It seemed her career was just taking off.” For the office drunk:“I feel his real talent is wasted here.”“We generally found him loaded with work to do.”“Every hour with him was a happy hour.” For an agent [...] Clinton at the Bank Trying To Buy Real Estate If President Clinton has had to do it like the rest of us… this is how it SHOULD have gone: Hi, Mrs. and Mrs. Clinton. So, you want to buy the old Rye Brook place? That is 2.2 million and with the customary 20 percent down ($440,000) leaves a [...] Real Estate Seller Is Always Right A crusty old man walks into a real estate office and says to an female agent, “I want to sell my god damn house.” To which the astonished female agent replies, “I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?” “Listen up, damn it. I said I [...] Congratulations On Your New Home A client bought a new home and the broker wanted to send flowers for the occasion.They arrived at the home and the owner read the card; it said “Rest in Peace”. The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and [...] |
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The Fair Housing Act prohibits discrimination in housing based on color, race, religion, national origin, sex, familial status, or disability. Copyright © 2004 (ARMLS) Arizona Regional Multiple Listing Service, Inc.
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