The law says you must give full disclosure of any problems with a house when you sell it. Here’s someone who followed that law to the letter.
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Stacey Sloan at Fidelity National Title brings a sense of humor to the current challenges facing today’s Realtor.
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Real Estate Mish Mash Humor
1. I have a temporary mortgage. What do you mean temporary? Until they foreclose.
2. Realtor: first you folks tell me what you can afford, then we’ll have a good laugh and go on from there.
3. The dream of the older generation was to pay [...]
What real estate ads say and what they really mean… yes, really mean…
1 1/2 BATHROOM – One bathroom, the toilet has own entrance.3 RECEPTION AREAS – Entrance hall, dining room and living room (sometimes with cabinet bar. – bar not included)ARCHITECT DESIGNED – As a homework project in House Design 101.ARTISTICALLY DECORATED – Full of [...]
House For Sale
A real estate agent was driving around with a new trainee when she spotted a charming little house with a hand-lettered “For Sale” sign out front.
After briskly introducing herself and her associate to the startled occupant, the real estate agent proceeded to cruise from room to room, opening closets and cupboards, testing faucets [...]
Real Estate Quickie Jokes
My buyer told me that he lived in the same house for 10 years. When I checked, I found out he’d still be there today if the Governor hadn’t pardoned him.
Why do you have your front door leading right into the dining room? So my relatives won’t have to waste any time.
The [...]