Closing Escrow – A real estate comedy
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Real Estate Illegality. Mortgage Illegal Warnings
A den of real estate illegality?Here are some warning signs your mortgage guy wasn’t entirely legal.
According to FBI statements released last week, the metro area is a mortgage-fraud hotbed. That’s the technical term: hotbed. This won’t surprise anyone who’s watched the real estate market in the last few years. You [...]
Bank manager Problems. Letter To Bank Manager
Dear Bank Manager,
I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it. [...]
Clinton at the Bank Trying To Buy Real Estate
If President Clinton has had to do it like the rest of us… this is how it SHOULD have gone:
Hi, Mrs. and Mrs. Clinton.
So, you want to buy the old Rye Brook place? That is 2.2 million and with the customary 20 percent down ($440,000) leaves a [...]
Click here to Search the complete Phoenix Metro area MLS for FREE. Bette Zerba – GRI, Re/Max, is ready to help you find that Phoenix metro area new home, sell your home, or look for commercial property. With today’s real estate market, bank owned, REO, Foreclosures, you need a Realtor who is knowledgeable, can negotiate [...]