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Funny Real Estate Sign

Funny Real Estate Sign

Click here to Search the complete Phoenix Metro area MLS for FREE. Bette Zerba – GRI, Re/Max, is ready to help you find that Phoenix metro area new home, sell your home, or look for commercial property. With today’s real estate market, bank owned, REO, Foreclosures, you need a Realtor who is [...]

A Home Network Where Your TV Talks to Your Fridge

A Home Network Where Your TV Talks to Your FridgeBERLIN — Across the consumer electronics industry, leading players are revamping their audio and video equipment for a future centered around the Internet, a world in which televisions, stereos and computers — even dishwashers and refrigerators — can communicate with each other over a wireless home [...]

Bank manager Problems. Letter To Bank Manager

Bank manager Problems. Letter To Bank Manager

Dear Bank Manager,

I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it. [...]

Clinton at the Bank Trying To Buy Real Estate

Clinton at the Bank Trying To Buy Real Estate

If President Clinton has had to do it like the rest of us… this is how it SHOULD have gone:

Hi, Mrs. and Mrs. Clinton.

So, you want to buy the old Rye Brook place? That is 2.2 million and with the customary 20 percent down ($440,000) leaves a [...]

Real Estate Seller Is Always Right

Real Estate Seller Is Always Right

A crusty old man walks into a real estate office and says to an female agent, “I want to sell my god damn house.”

To which the astonished female agent replies, “I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?”

“Listen up, damn it. I said I [...]

Congratulations On Your New Home

Congratulations On Your New Home

A client bought a new home and the broker wanted to send flowers for the occasion.They arrived at the home and the owner read the card; it said “Rest in Peace”.

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and [...]